Saturday, October 31, 2009

Good Session

"I had a fight with the wife again."

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"Not really sure what happened. But that was probably the fiercest fight we've ever had. Over something as trivial as the taste of her cooking."

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"Probably due to the fine cooking of my mom when I was young. It's not even a criticism, just a suggestion. And Voila! War. Can you believe it?"

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"Yeah, I know."

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"Bumped into this old friend at the supermarket the other day. Felt like punching the guy in the face."

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"Yeah, the same guy who stole my ex-girlfriend during high school. Really, should I have just punched him?"

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"I know that's twenty years ago. But still, my best friend stealing my girlfriend? How classic is that?"

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"Got a raise last month."

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"Happy? A little bit. Not much, but a raise is a raise, right?"

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"Have been thinking of changing job though. Ten years. Is that too long to stay in the same company?"

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"Yeah, I thought so too."

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"Well, time to go. The wife is expecting me with the groceries three hours ago. As usual, a load off my mind after talking to you. See ya tomorrow!"

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At least he's free.


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2 comments:

Ann said...

LOL, I love stopping by here. You always make me laugh. It sometimes leaves me speechless but I always get a laugh. Have a great weekend.

Buzzing J said...

Ann:
That's who this blog is for - you!

And not forgetting -

you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you ...

Do I have that many?