Of Marriage And Some Wise Words?

David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

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Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

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Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

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Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

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James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

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Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

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Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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And yes. I'm also very sure all the "Anonymous"'s are from the male species too.



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