What Do I Know?

Just when I thought life is slowly getting back to normal after the Christmas break ... Then, all of a sudden ...

BANG!!!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne!

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne.
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

Happy New Year!


May we make the best of what awaits us in

2010!!

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Everyone

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Holidays!

Mirror

Mirror mirror on the wall,

Some say you're not fair to all,

Who before you stand short and tall.

The slightest of insecurity, you magnify;

The pettiest of vanity, you glorify.

But you are doing nothing more,

Than to make clear to us all,

Those Venusians and Martians all.

Mirror mirror on the wall,

How wise and how true,

In your reflection to us all,

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Big Trouble

If there is a time when you wish all that would happen is being peed at, or even being shitted on, this would be it ...

Of course, I would have no idea whether an elephant needs to lean on something with one leg to pee. If that's the case, the best scenario would be to be shitted on.

But then again, how does an elephant go about in dumping its pooh ... ?

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You Know ...

It's hard to be funny and humourous when your mind is jammed with non-funny and non-humourous stuff.

Hopefully, my funny bones will be tickling soon ...


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