Some Kind Of Logic (Part 1)

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

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One should love animals. They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


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