Sunday, August 23, 2009

Why Men Are Never Depressed

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth..

The world is your urinal.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.



The Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi BJ,

You're a very brave man posting that.




Buggys said...

Amen Mister! Great Post.

Vicki said...

ROFL, the main reason, my husband's name is BJ too, and he will never admit to any of that. Nor will he admit to never having to get up in the middle of the night with the kids, never having to pack the kids for a trip....etc etc. Great post!

Buzzing J said...

Well, Brave is my middle name. Though Foolish is my last name. Frank ... is my first name. :-)


Really, your BJ won't admit to any of that?

Well, I guess that's another reason why men are never depressed.


Keefe ツ said...

Awesome post!!! It's all true! I feel fantastic now! :D

Mabel Low said...

Haha. There are some sense there. XD

Buzzing J said...

Well, you're the man!

Mabel Low:
Aren't there?

Kikit said...

I enjoyed this post!