No Sense

Lines that would make no freaking sense twenty-odd years ago:

1. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.

2. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

3. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

4. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

5. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



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