Quid Pro Quo

The wife was cooking in the kitchen. The husband stood beside her and was yapping away, "Slow down! Careful! The fire is too big, you will over-fry the fish. There is too much oil. You need to flip the fish over sooner. Blah, blah, blah, blah ..."

Frustrated, the wife yelled out, "Shut up! I know how to cook!"

Calmly, the husband replied, "Oh, I know. I just want you to know how I feel when I'm driving with you sitting next to me."


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