Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Kids Again

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir.. It's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher



Vicki said...

Those are absolutely hilarious. Kids are smarter than anyone gives them credit for.

Brandon said...

Haha! Although I highly doubt kids actually said this, it's still hilarious.
Rofl Stuffz

Anonymous said...

I actually don't doubt that things similar to these have been said. I said some weird things when I was younger.

Clarrise said...

lol to the "Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground that you are."