Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Before And After

Of marriage, that is.

Before marriage -

John: Ah ... at last. I can hardly wait!
Jane: Do you want me to leave?
John: No! Don't even think about it.
Jane: Do you love me?
John: Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
John: No! Why are you even asking?
Jane: Will you kiss me?
John: Every chance I get!
Jane: Will you hit me?
John: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane: Can I trust you?
John: Yes.
Jane: Darling!


- Read from the bottom back to the top.


1 comment:

Mishu said...

Very nice joke. I forward this to my wife.
Hope she will also enjoy it.