Saturday, July 9, 2011

Quid Pro Quo

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Wow, I'll take them both. Where's the guy who owns this place, I want to THANK him?'

The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'



Anji said...

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fruey said...

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Saw you on EYB!

Anonymous said...

I enjoy a good laugh. Thanks.