Some Wise Words On Marriage

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


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