Go ahead ...
... take a guess at the title of this post.
Any clue yet?
That's right ...
... it's a world SOOOO not ruled by MEN.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
I Knew It!
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!!
I've always suspect the devilish curl at the corner of their smile, the slightest tone of mischief at the end of their sentences, the almost unnoticeable naughtiness at the throws of their hands, the sways of their hairs and the ways of their walks. I should have known it a long time ago - GIRLS ARE EVIL!!!
And, finally, here's the proof, mathematically -
Know what the sad part is?
I love them just the same.
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I've always suspect the devilish curl at the corner of their smile, the slightest tone of mischief at the end of their sentences, the almost unnoticeable naughtiness at the throws of their hands, the sways of their hairs and the ways of their walks. I should have known it a long time ago - GIRLS ARE EVIL!!!
And, finally, here's the proof, mathematically -
Know what the sad part is?
I love them just the same.
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Man!
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $50.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly RM100,000.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over RM200,000.
She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.
The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'
That's when she shot him.
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LESSONS TO BE LEARNED:
You know, that's what happens when you don't know when to keep your mouth shut...!!!
Man!
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly RM100,000.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over RM200,000.
She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.
The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'
That's when she shot him.
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LESSONS TO BE LEARNED:
You know, that's what happens when you don't know when to keep your mouth shut...!!!
Man!
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
My Halloween
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That's right.
Blank. That's my Halloween.
But that's because we don't really celebrate the day in this part of the world. It's more like hollow wind to me.
Get it?
Halloween - Hollow wind.
Hallo - Hollow
Ween - Wind.
Halloween - Hollow wind.
Get it? Get it?
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Never mind ...
How's your Holloween? I mean, Halloween?
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That's right.
Blank. That's my Halloween.
But that's because we don't really celebrate the day in this part of the world. It's more like hollow wind to me.
Get it?
Halloween - Hollow wind.
Hallo - Hollow
Ween - Wind.
Halloween - Hollow wind.
Get it? Get it?
...
Never mind ...
How's your Holloween? I mean, Halloween?
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