Welcome Back!

Well, well, well. Golf is finally interesting again.

Started the day 5 strokes behind the leader. Ended the day with a victory by a margin of one stroke at the last hole, with the last putt.

Grrr ... Fist pump, fist pump ... Roooaaaarrrr!!!

Welcome back, Mr Woods. Go, Tiger!!

The Return

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Earth Hour 2009

Today is 28th of March, 2009, a day when 8:30 pm to 9:30 pm was dedicated as the Earth Hour - a movement began in Sydney 2007 to raise awareness regarding the threats of global warming.

VOTE EARTH, and against global warming, today by simply switching off your lights for one hour, and join the world for Earth Hour.

More importantly, let's extend the Earth Hour, to the Earth Day, the Earth Day to the Earth Month, the Earth Month to the Earth Year, and the Earth Year to the Earth Life. The Earth has been taking care of us for so long, it's time for us to think less of ourselves, and more for our Mother Earth.


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The Four Stages of Life

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Thank God It's Friday!

For the slightly disorientated,

Friday is going to come exactly 1 second after 12 midnight of Thursday - no matter who you thank!


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Some Wise Words On Marriage

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


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Taking A Woman To Bed

What is the difference between

girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?

At 8 --

You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 --

You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 --

You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 --

She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 --

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 --

You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 --

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 --

What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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An Impossible Wish

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what She means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly Happy."

The Lord replied, "You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?


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