Oh Dear ...

... but isn't it strange to have your pet dog sitting behind a bike?

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Green Green Grass of Fuel

Given the soaring prices of petrol, I'm surprise they haven't already started using cows.

Go Green!

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Hey!

Your hair looks funny.

WHAAAAAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

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Feeling Hot?

YO!

Doong Doong Doong Doong-doong Doong Doong.

Doong Doong Doong Doong-doong Doong Doong ...

Ice, ice doggy. Ice, ice doggy ...

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Folding T-Shirt and Engineer

I don't think the video is meant to be funny. But I did have a hearty laugh at the end of it. Not really sure why though.

Perhaps it's the bouncy music that made me keep expecting a man with a funny hat and a cute moustache in black and white to pop into the video and show me how to fold a t-shirt; or the seriousness of the video in showing the exact measurement of each component of the contraption, and the diagram too; or the slap on my forehead upon the realisation at the end of the video of why on earth didn't I think of that. Not sure.

But I'm quite sure if I saw the genius behind this brilliant idea smiling smugly at the end of the video, I would die laughing. Don't know why, but I would.

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To The Rescue!

It is a job that needs to be done. Go ahead ...

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The Ultimate Telepathy

See me not. See me not. See me not. See me not ...

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What's In A Name?

How you want to drink your soup?

Either way, fine by me. Just don't make a mess on the table. OK, Reese?

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Liu Xiang In The Making

I laughed my head off with this one. Hope you would like it too.

Enjoy!

Ready. Set. Bang!

Stride, stride, stride - jump!

Oops, almost fell.

Stride, stride, stride - jump!

Damn, again?

Stride, stride, stride ... Damn it, these hurdles are just hassles, why bother - Bang!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride - OUCH!

Race not over, get up, get up!

Damn, probably my hurdles are higher than the next guy - change lane!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride ... last hurdle, might as well give it another try.

Finally.

Damn, my hands hurt! Better not show it ...

~

The only thing funnier than the hurdler was probably the lack of any kind of reaction from those at the event.

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Jack

Chair - four legged, with a stable, raised surface to rest our buttocks on.

Chair - Redefined.

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Destiny

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. - Unknown

My thoughts?

Filthy rich.

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will. - George Bernard Shaw

Again,

Filthy rich.

Think what you ...

Filthy rich.

Wha...

Filthy rich.

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YO!

Sexy bitch!

Literally.

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Then What?

It started with "Once upon a time", and ended with a kiss between the prince and the princess and a "Happily ever after". What's next?

Sex, of course. It's only natural. After all, the blessed couple are only humans. Consequences?

Kids, of course, followed by the mundaneness of bread and butter, laundry, cooking, changing diapers, cleaning up etc, etc, etc.

But men will be men, even if he's Prince Charming -

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Try This

How to get an amazingly tantalizing sensation between the legs -

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Be Honest

Did you click the triangle in the square?

Couldn't resist? Could you?

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If I Die Young

A good song.

A memorable first line. A melancholic voice. Poetic lyrics. Profound messages. A hanging ending ...

But I can never use this song. Not today, not yesterday, not last year, or the year before that, or the year before the year before that, or the year ...

If I die anything today, I won't die young. Simply because I'm, well ...

Not-young.

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Are You?

You would probably know him,

That doesn't really mean anything.

But do you remember him in this?

If you do, and if you're wondering why the heck you would once thought that that hairdo was cool, that would probably mean -

You're OLD!!!

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No Sense

Lines that would make no freaking sense twenty-odd years ago:

1. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.

2. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

3. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

4. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

5. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



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Really

I'm not sure which is scarier,


The muscle? The face? Or the nightmare I'm going to have?

I think Linda Hamilton, a.k.a. Sarah Connor, had a big influence in this.



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OUCH!!!

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