Showing posts with label Gibberish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gibberish. Show all posts

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Atomic Bomb!

I'll hold on to the atomic bomb for you!

It started with taking the knife for you, then the bullet, and occasionally throwing in front of the bus or train will also work. As love gets greater, so has the sacrifice - it finally reaches the level of a grenade.






You know, sooner or later, somebody will make first few words rhyme, put a beat into it, and come out with a top 20 song.


Although, what good would it do if they were detonated anyway, and everyone dies?


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Saturday, May 16, 2009

I Love Sports

Yeah. I love sports.

There's nothing like driving the golf ball straight into the middle of the fairway, the luscious green of which is illustrated brightly under the gorgeous sun; chipping the ball out of the bunker, blasting the sand onto the sweaty face; curving the ball into the hole from 20 feet away, after walking slightly under half a kilometer under the scorching sun.

It feels even better to hit that tennis ball straight down the line towards the baseline of the other player; or run down the ball towards the back of the court and return it between the legs; or perform a perfect overhead smash that bounce the ball beyond the reach of the other player; all the while panting like a dog after running all over the hill in a hot tropical afternoon.

The best is to be able to run down the football field dribbling past 5 or 6 players from the opposite team, come one on one with the goal keeper, and score a beauty with a delightful chip; or slide towards the ball and snatch it away from the feet of the player coming towards you; or run non-stop up and down the field for about an hour, after which the lungs would seem hanging somewhere around the stomach.

Yeah, I love them all. Especially with the air-conditioner on, a pack of snack in my hand and sitting in front of my TV.

Sports - I can't live without them.






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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Simple Delight

Morning sunshine. Lingering coolness. Fresh air. A deep breath. A new day. Simple delight.

Driving to work. Radio DJs telling jokes about the current political situation. Cracks me up. Simple delight.

Hot afternoon. Clear sky. At the park. Kids playing at the playground. People jogging. Ladies line dancing. Boys playing football. Ice cream in my hand. Simple delight.

After dinner. Dropped my daughter at tuition. Cool night. Window rolled down. Radio blaring my favourite 80s' songs. Singing along. Simple delight.

Night is still. Mouse clicking. Fingers dancing on the keyboard. My creativity working its way out of my mind. Fluently. Simple delight.

Morning. Log into my blog. Scroll to the end of my latest post - A Comment! Simple delight.



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Friday, May 8, 2009

Damn Good

A hard day at work. Found myself going to sleep early.

Woke up past midnight 1 am. Wide awake.

Tomorrow's weekend. Good.

The hot weather didn't relent during the night. The air-condition is extra comfy.

Turned on the computer. Moist my eyes.

Made a cup of tea. Nice.

Everyone's asleep. The night is still.

All is quiet. Apart from the air-conditioner, the clicking of my mouse and my keyboard, and my inner thoughts.

That's a good time. Peaceful. Damn good.


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Monday, May 4, 2009

Mid Life Crisis - Who? Me?

I'm 40 something. Most during this age would fall into some kind of crisis called Mid Life Crisis. But not me.

I get to live until 128. Mid Life has another twenty-something years to arrive.


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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Rain

Rain is always welcomed in this part of the world where tropical heat rules the day. It always provides a much needed respite from the sometimes unbearable hotness of the weather. But as desirable as the rain is around here, there are still times that you wish it would not have presented itself - early morning on a working day.

The coolness that it adds to the freshness of the daybreak makes getting out of bed seems like dragging a body with the weight of an elephant up a step of 50 feet. I hate rain in the morning when I can't sleep in.

Rain, rain. Rain of the early shine, come back on a Sunday morning.


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Friday, April 10, 2009

Of Eggs And Bunnies

If you're celebrating Easter today, Happy Easter!



If you're not celebrating Easter today, Happy Holiday!



If you're not having a holiday today, Happy Friday!



You GOTTA be having a Friday, right?


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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Best April Fool Joke

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Thank God It's Friday!

For the slightly disorientated,

Friday is going to come exactly 1 second after 12 midnight of Thursday - no matter who you thank!


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