To The Rescue!

It is a job that needs to be done. Go ahead ...

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Oops!!

A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."

The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."

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A man wanted to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake.

He thought for a moment and said, "Well ... put 'You are getting older' at the top, 'But you are getting better' at the bottom."

When the cake was unveiled at the part, all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.

It reads, "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom."

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Moral of the Story:

1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
3. Don't order cakes by telephone.

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The Ultimate Telepathy

See me not. See me not. See me not. See me not ...

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What's In A Name?

How you want to drink your soup?

Either way, fine by me. Just don't make a mess on the table. OK, Reese?

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Liu Xiang In The Making

I laughed my head off with this one. Hope you would like it too.

Enjoy!

Ready. Set. Bang!

Stride, stride, stride - jump!

Oops, almost fell.

Stride, stride, stride - jump!

Damn, again?

Stride, stride, stride ... Damn it, these hurdles are just hassles, why bother - Bang!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride - OUCH!

Race not over, get up, get up!

Damn, probably my hurdles are higher than the next guy - change lane!

Stride, stride, stride - bang!

Stride, stride, stride ... last hurdle, might as well give it another try.

Finally.

Damn, my hands hurt! Better not show it ...

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The only thing funnier than the hurdler was probably the lack of any kind of reaction from those at the event.

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Jack

Chair - four legged, with a stable, raised surface to rest our buttocks on.

Chair - Redefined.

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Destiny

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. - Unknown

My thoughts?

Filthy rich.

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will. - George Bernard Shaw

Again,

Filthy rich.

Think what you ...

Filthy rich.

Wha...

Filthy rich.

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