Life Is MAD

I'm not a fan of American Idols, which claims to be the biggest sensation in tv since ... tv.

But back in 2009, in its eighth season, which in the final it pitted a gay guy against a straight guy, it finally captured a certain amount of my times and attention. By then, I thought if I still didn't get into its hypes and all, I would probably look like a fool from Mars. And one season is enough for my pop cultural education.

Last night, in the absences of my favourite programs on tv, I turned to the biggest sensation on tv. And this guy caught my attention.

A certain Scott McCreery.

I'm not going to write about his voice, his stage presence, his potentials as a star or a recording artist, or his moves. And I'm probably the last person to know this, and somebody has probably written it somewhere, but doesn't he look a lot like -

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Then What?

It started with "Once upon a time", and ended with a kiss between the prince and the princess and a "Happily ever after". What's next?

Sex, of course. It's only natural. After all, the blessed couple are only humans. Consequences?

Kids, of course, followed by the mundaneness of bread and butter, laundry, cooking, changing diapers, cleaning up etc, etc, etc.

But men will be men, even if he's Prince Charming -

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Try This

How to get an amazingly tantalizing sensation between the legs -

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Be Honest

Did you click the triangle in the square?

Couldn't resist? Could you?

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If I Die Young

A good song.

A memorable first line. A melancholic voice. Poetic lyrics. Profound messages. A hanging ending ...

But I can never use this song. Not today, not yesterday, not last year, or the year before that, or the year before the year before that, or the year ...

If I die anything today, I won't die young. Simply because I'm, well ...

Not-young.

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Are You?

You would probably know him,

That doesn't really mean anything.

But do you remember him in this?

If you do, and if you're wondering why the heck you would once thought that that hairdo was cool, that would probably mean -

You're OLD!!!

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No Sense

Lines that would make no freaking sense twenty-odd years ago:

1. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.

2. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

3. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

4. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

5. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



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