Atomic Bomb!

I'll hold on to the atomic bomb for you!

It started with taking the knife for you, then the bullet, and occasionally throwing in front of the bus or train will also work. As love gets greater, so has the sacrifice - it finally reaches the level of a grenade.






You know, sooner or later, somebody will make first few words rhyme, put a beat into it, and come out with a top 20 song.


Although, what good would it do if they were detonated anyway, and everyone dies?


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Quid Pro Quo

The wife was cooking in the kitchen. The husband stood beside her and was yapping away, "Slow down! Careful! The fire is too big, you will over-fry the fish. There is too much oil. You need to flip the fish over sooner. Blah, blah, blah, blah ..."

Frustrated, the wife yelled out, "Shut up! I know how to cook!"

Calmly, the husband replied, "Oh, I know. I just want you to know how I feel when I'm driving with you sitting next to me."


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It'll Be Okay

Everything will be okay in the end.


If it's not okay,


it's not the end.


(unknown)

My Favourites - Tony's Pizza

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Tony's Pizza. All opinions are 100% mine.

Pizza is one of my favourite fast foods. Bowling is one of my favourite sports. When you combine my favourite fast food with my favourite sport, it spells 'IRRESISTABLE'! If you tell me that bowling is free with the pizza, I would tell you "Get out of here!" But before you go "Get out of here!" after I've told you that you'd get free bowling with your pizza, check out Tony's Pizza.

One of my favourite collections is money. One of my favourite past times is having friends over for football matches on TV. A delicious snack during the party is like having two winning numbers for the night's lottery. But how do I enjoy my favourite past time without being deprived much of my other favourite collection - money? Yes, Tony's Pizza! You can enjoy their delicious pizza without paying for any extra for delivery. Just get their frozen pizza and pop it into the oven. No waiting, no extra cost - perfect! With the free bowling being thrown in for the pizza - PERFECT!!

And for these reasons, I would always have two or three Tony's pizzas waiting patiently in my fridge for my enjoyment, if only they had it here in Malaysia. Dang!

Happy Chinese New Year!

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Really

I'm not sure which is scarier,


The muscle? The face? Or the nightmare I'm going to have?

I think Linda Hamilton, a.k.a. Sarah Connor, had a big influence in this.



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What A ...

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad


A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love, Bubba


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances

Love, Bubba

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... Great Politician!

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